All I can report from yesterday was that there was a fire at ABC Kitchen and it went undetected. We will greatly miss all the make up in the make up pouch that was stomped on to stop said fire. We will miss the black cashmere scarf that went up in flames and someone’s Kenneth Cole jacket has an irrepairable hole in it.
Yep, I have the cheaper version of the python blouse because if I spent 1000$ on a shirt, I should be whacked hard. Cancel that … keeping in mind my current trajectory of karmic retribution – life is already whacking me enough.